Today while at the cafe with my editor, I drank an iced coffee and a fresh orange juice. I\u2019d planned to finish one (coffee first), then the other, then take a cursory sip of the glass of water. But my desires got the better of me, and I interrupted the coffee midway with a sip of orange juice. They clashed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Editor: \u201cWhat just happened in your mouth?\u201d
Me: \u201cWow, eugh. That was weird. But they\u2019re both really nice.\u201d
Editor: \u201cCan you just go between them?\u201d
Me: \u201cOf course! I\u2019m Bisexual baby!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Queer stereotypes are trash, unless we’re the ones saying them. In this case, I fully adhere to the Bisexual drink theory, that Bi people like to consume multiple beverages on the go at any one time. Usually three (particularly if they\u2019re out at brunch).
I asked the Bisexuals who follow me on Instagram why they like to drink three drinks at once. The responses included:
“One for energy, one for flavour, one for hydration and maybe a fun one too, or one for vitamins like juice or smoothie, usually when hungover.”
“because neurospicy”
“need all the different thirsts quenched!! each drink opens a new portal – energy, pleasure etc”
“greedy in all things”
“I’m a master of the triple but obviously mainly gay”
The \u201cfun\u201d drink could be orange juice, coke, or an alcoholic beverage perhaps. Maybe a cocktail! The drink for hydration will be a glass of water (disgusting, have to force that s**t down), and the caffeine will be an oat flat white or iced latte, obviously!
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